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Archive for January, 2003
I’ve been a fan ofI’ve been a fan of Emotion Eric for many years. And so should you. I just argued with thisI just argued with this guy (a PhD) who called his web browser “Yahoo”. I lost. My emails are getting shorterMy emails are getting shorter and meaner by the hour. I’m tired of telling people the same thing. What part of “this will be ready by the end of the day” didn’t people understand. Is noon “end of the day”? No. Is it 1, 2, 3? No. It’s 4:30 pm. Last night, to my surprise,Last night, to my surprise, I got an email from David Robles, who was a good friend of mine back in High School. I cannot believe it has been 10 years since I’ve talked to him, and some other friends. It was a nice blast from the past. Hopefully we’ll keep in touch now. On to a more strange topic. I had this weird dream last night. I was dreaming that the US was attaching Iraq. It looked like a video game. Then 3 balls of fire were flying across the sky and the comentator (because my dream had a comentator) said “the 3 Angels of fire! this is going to be so destructive!” and that’s all I remember. Why would I dream something like that?
So tonight I tried somethingSo tonight I tried something different at the gym. I went up a weight on most of my weights and lowered the number of reps. I’m beat. I was going through theI was going through the calls that the call center folks at work have received today so far. Someone called asking how to bold and how to change the font size in Word.
I broke an automatic carwash.I broke an automatic carwash. I had never used this one before. I drive in and the thing starts. Suddently I feel my car being lifted and as I was thinking “oh wow, it lifts your car!” I hear a loud noise and it all stops. Somehow, the rotating thing that washes your car had gotten caught in my car (I stopped where I was told to stop) and it broke off. Ooops. I was given a free code for the other carwash, where this didn’t happen. Then I got home and I broke the sliding door by the kitchen. I must learn to control my strength. I always get the munchiesI always get the munchies on the weekends. I could sit on my ass and eat for hours. Eat everything and anything that I come across the house. Chips, chocolate, ice cream, hot pockets, pop corn, candy and several cans of Pepsi One. Also, what’s wrong with the word “munchies” anyway? San Diego Ron hates that word, he always makes fun of me when I say it.
I just had this conversationI just had this conversation Why do people call whenWhy do people call when a job ad says “no phone calls please”? Idiots.
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