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February 27th 2003

My gym is nice and

My gym is nice and fancy, as many of you know. Well, the locker room has a suggestions board where people can write things they’d like to see change or implemented. For example, someone asked for Q-tips, so we got them, someone else may say that it was too hot that day, etc.

I like reading the board because sometimes people will write replies to people’s comments. Someone wants plastic combs, and he always asks for them. Someone always writes “bring your own!”, which is also how I feel about the issue.

Well, starting about 2 months ago I started seeing strange entries on the board. One of them said “IB” and the other one said “Davidson”. This always confused me. Sometimes people would write “HI!” next to the name because it makes no sense for anyone to write their name on there. In fact, it was starting to bug me. For no reason, really, other than the fact that it made no sense.

Today I went to the gym during my lunch break (I usually go in the evenings) and I found out who is doing it. It’s a retard! My gym has physical therapy during business hours, and this guy goes there for it. I guess he thinks it’s a sign in sheet where you write your name everyday. It took him a full 2 minutes to write his name too. But I feel better now that I know the reason behind those mystery entries.

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