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February 18th 2003

I don’t care much for

I don’t care much for the american idol show but I’ve watched it a few times.

The big black guy who sings really well always does the same things with his arms, on every song.

Step 1 - Hold the microphone with your right hand, extend you left arm towards the camera
Step 2 - Hold the microphone with both hands
Step 3 - Hold the microphone with your lect hand, extend you right arm towards the camera
Step 4 - Hold the microphone with both hands
Step 5 - Repeat until the song is over

It drives me crazy.

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February 15th 2003

Daredevil - 3 out of

Daredevil - 3 out of 5 stars.

Maybe if someone other than Ben Afleck had played the Daredevil, I would have liked it more. Not that he was bad, but it was hard to see him as a super hero. It looked extra fake. His moves and a lot of the scenery reminded me way too much of Spiderman. The love story, a requirement for movies I suppose, was slow at times and really messed with the pace of the movie.

Posted by david at 9:45 pm | Permalink |
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Listen, lady. 6 sets of

Listen, lady. 6 sets of 50 reps each is not normal. That’s what I call hogging a machine.

And when you go to a new machine, do not sit on it and just chit chat with the lady next to you. If you sit down, you exercise.

AAACKKK!

Posted by david at 12:12 pm | Permalink |
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February 12th 2003

Frederique is The Mole and

Frederique is The Mole and Kathy won. Who would have guessed!

I figured it was Kathy since she is funny and they probably wanted her to last through the whole show. What a shocker.

Great edition of The Mole. I cannot wait for the next one.

Posted by david at 10:53 pm | Permalink |
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Someone just sent a message

Someone just sent a message to everyone on campus titled “VD Message”

It turned out to be related to Valentine’s Day.

Shortly thereafter he sent another message saying “Sorry: This had the wrong subject line.”

Posted by david at 11:34 am | Permalink |
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February 10th 2003

My mom kept insisting on

My mom kept insisting on a new pic of me. So I finally sent one only to find out that she was afraid I was getting too skinny because I go to the gym.

So I wrote back and I said “actually I’m hoping to get bigger, not skinnier” and now she is afraid that I’ll get huge.

Posted by david at 6:31 pm | Permalink |
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E-mail from a lady complaining

E-mail from a lady complaining that her computer will not read her CD-ROM:
“The computer won’t acknowledge that there is a disk in the chamber”

Posted by david at 2:55 pm | Permalink |
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February 9th 2003

The Simpsons. That show never

The Simpsons. That show never gets old.

I just watched the latest episode where Homer sues the church because he fell while on their grounds. He then takes over it. He has his own service, which is more like a party. He dances around in his underwear using the cross as a guitar. Then God gets mad and floods Springfield.

Flanders: “OK, two of each animal. But only male we don’t want them doing anything naughty. Hey hey! you two back there, stop that!”

Ah. Comedy.

Posted by david at 8:02 pm | Permalink |
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February 8th 2003

I just called a credit

I just called a credit card company to ask a question about my account. At the end, “as a thank you” she offered me a 3 month subscription to a magazine”. I declined and she asks “may I ask why you are declining? it’s free!”

Arrggh. I am so tired of people attempting to sell me stuff left and right.

I hang up on her, I didn’t feel it was necessary to give her an explanation.

Posted by david at 10:06 pm | Permalink |
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February 7th 2003

Nyquil rocks. What did people

Nyquil rocks. What did people do when they got sick before Nyquil? I do not ever want to imagine it.

Posted by david at 10:58 pm | Permalink |
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