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May 15th 2003

The secret is no more

One of the readers of this website called me on the phone this morning and told me that she didn’t get drunk thanks to a posting on my website (The secret is in the water)

Dave! I wanted to tell you that I went out and I didn’t get drunk thanks to your website”

I thought that she didn’t drink a lot after seeing a couple of my drunken posts. But no, instead she said that she read how if you drink a lot of water, how you won’t get drunk. She told me that she had 14 drinks last night, drank water after each drink and that other than a buzz, she was fine and that she doesn’t have a hangover this morning.

A professional drunk is me!

That’s a lot of water though. I told her that I don’t even do that.

I told her that I let myself get drunk and that then at the end of the night, I start drinking water until I go to bed. She replied by saying that she had to be able to drive afterwards because none the girls she was with could drive. I don’t know, but I think she took a bunch of 5th graders out to bars.

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