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May 16th 2003

Billy Mays

He is loud and he is annoying. He is Billy Mays, of Orange Glo and Oxi Clean fame.

I was working in my office, minding my own business, CNN news softly in the background. And then I felt it. A sharp needle in my eye, a stick through my ears, a wack on the back of my head. It was Billy Mays selling something.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who would like to see Billy Mays banned from television.

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