Everyone poops

What can I say, everyone poops.

I was waiting to hear on some news related to my employment. I finally heard back this afternoon and everything was what I hoped for, better than I hoped for actually. I don’t know what happened, but I think that all my body muscles relaxed and suddently I got that dreaded feeling. I had to poop. At work. I had to poop at work. I thought I would be able to get away with just holding it for 1.5 hrs until I can go home. But my sphincter had other plans for me.

So I went. And it was not a quick poop. Oh no. It was the kind of poop that makes you feel that you are not done yet and you wait and you wait and you go and you wait and you go again. It was horrible. But I was able to take care of business before anyone else entered the bathroom. And That’s A Good Thing ™

I did get a surprise at the end. I went to wash my hands and I pressed the soap dispenser and instead of the usual slimy green gel that comes out, I got foam. We got new soap dispensers. Foamy soap. It was pretty cool.

I hope you enjoyed my afternoon adventure as much as I did.

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