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March 24th 2004

Toilet paper

I hate these new rolls of toilet paper that are showing up in more and more toilets.

They are huge rolls of very thin toilet paper. So you grab the end of the paper and start pulling. You suddenly encounter a physics problem. It’s hard to move a big roll with a little thin piece of toilet paper. So it breaks and you end up with a small piece of toilet paper in your hand, which is not big enough for you to wipe your ass. After that, you need to stick your hand up the toilet paper case, to grab another piece of paper with two fingers. You finally grab a hold of it and start pulling on it, slower this time, only to have it break again.

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