Republican porn

Overall, politics bore me about as much as they bore most of you. But I just came across this amusing description of the typical republical porn:

- A pizza man comes early with a pizza.
- A woman answers the door and becomes interested with the pizza man after seeing the crucifix on him.
- The two date for 3+ years, keeping each other from even DANCING too close, until the big day.
- The two are wedded an later, during the honeymoon, being the best procreation of their lives, which is quiet and nice, nothing but the missionary position, and with both of them being virgins, the way the Lord wants it.

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