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I had a nightmare last night.

August 30th 2004

The Jumbone rocks my world

I have previously mentioned how much in love I am with the Jumbone commercial. It truly has the best song ever.

While looking for something for Barkley to chew on, I came across the Jumbone display. And for God’s sake, I’m only human! I bought one.

I ran back home singing “It’s a really really big, really big, big, bone” and I gave the Jumbone to Barkley as soon as I saw him.

Oh sweet Jebus. He looooved it! I think it’s a crack-stick. I didn’t read the ingredients label. No need. It’s crack. It’s 100% unadulterated crack. I have never seen Barkley act like that with anything else. He actually finished the Jumbone that night. Heck, I’m thinking of trying one myself.

Here is a (bad) picture of Barkley enjoying his crack-stick.

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