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Archive for January, 2005
My name in Chinese!
Trifecta of deathI’ve talked about the death trifecta before. When someone famous dies, it looks like 2 other famous people die. Last time I talked about it was Ronald Reagan, Ray Charles and someone else that I can’t remember because I didn’t write about it. So anyway, Johnny Carson passed a couple days ago. Who will be next? I suggested, again, The Pope(tm, all rights reserved.) My interweb friend Josh suggested Mary Kate & Ashley (also tm, all rights reserved.) Any other ideas? Come on people, death trifectas are creepy and fun!
Barkley, the guard dogI was playing with Barkley this morning. We were all the way up by the bushes, he was smelling for dead birds or whatever he likes to find in there. Next thing I know, he barks and starts running in the opposite direction. I thought that something had scared him, but somehow he had smelled a dog, in our driveway, about 100 yards in the other direction. And Barkley ran all the way up to the dog and scared it away. As soon as the dog was gone, Barkley went ahead and made a nice pee trail to let other dogs know that he controls that area. After that, he came inside, and drank a lot of water. I’m sure it was to recharge his large territory-defending tool.
Welcoming the opposing team
By reading the newspaper! Basketball game on campus
You what?
Inauguration day jokeQ: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
Apple and Pepsi team up to bring Apple-crack backIt’s happening again. Apple and Pepsi are teaming up to bring the Free iTunes Songs promotion. This means that, like an idiot, I’ll buy more Pepsi bottles than usual, for $1 each, in hopes to win a free 99 cent song download at the iTunes Music Store. Thankfully this time around they are going to help me justify my Pepsi purchases just a little bit better. Now, whenever you enter a winning code, you will be entered on an iPod giveaway. Anything to justify my addiction.
Aren’t they bossy?
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