David Renteria - (renteria dot net)

My black eye

I don’t have a good story or anything. I went to bed on Saturday and I woke up with it on Sunday. Maybe I was abducted at night and the aliens dropped an anal probe on my eye?

It looks much better today.

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April 3rd 2005

My latest obsession

When I see something I like, I obsess with it until I either buy it or talk myself out of it. 99% of the times I must buy it. It’s about impossible to talk me out of getting things.

Now I want a PSP.

Could someone please talk me out of it? If I had my car (still in the shop), I would go buy one now.

Posted by david at 2:52 pm | Permalink |

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April 2nd 2005

Death trifecta officially over

the pope is dead

Final results, just as predicted :
1- Johnny Cochran
2- Terri Schiavo
3- The Pope

Posted by david at 2:22 pm | Permalink |

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April 1st 2005

Pope Death Watch 2005

cnn pope has died

that's all folks

Trifecta of Death Results:
1- Johnny Cochran
2- Terri Schiavo
~~3- Mitch Hedberg~~
~~3- The Pope~~

UPDATE: Now they say that he is not dead. The rumor is that his brain is dead but his heart is still beating. Almost ironic.

UPDATE 2: Maybe he is the first Zombie Pope!??!?!!??

Posted by david at 12:39 pm | Permalink |

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Happy George W Bush Day!

“There’s an old saying in Tennesse - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.”
— Nashville, Tennessee, September 17, 2002

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