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An open letter to the Kansas school board has been posted explaining that one of the theories as to how all of this came to be is “Flying Spaghetti Monsterism”.
This alternative theory, based on science and not faith, explains that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not just that, but when teaching this theory, a pirate costume must be worn as not to upset Him. In order to scientifically proof that necessity, there is a chart that clearly shows the increase in global temperature when compared with the constantly decreasing number of pirates.
I recommend that you take a couple of minutes of your time to read the open letter because I think we may have finally found the truth. Oh, and there is a re-creation of the creation at the end of the letter that just cannot be missed.
