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February 10th 2006

Biggest. Fridge. Ever.

We have our own fridge so we want to bring it with us to Orlando. We were concerned that ours may be bigger than theirs so I wanted to ask them for the size of their fridge.

I called yesterday and I asked. I was put on hold and told “standard, whatever the standard size is, that’s ours.” Whatever, I said thanks and left it at that.

So I called today to talk to someone else. She put me on hold and said “15 feet.” I thought this was funny so I played along by saying “oh? Is it 15 feet tall?” And she said all excited “yes!”

I was hoping that my question would make the absurdity of her answer sink in, but it didn’t.

I just said thanks and left it at that. Ours will definitely fit then! Maybe I should keep theirs. It’s huge! I could store bodies in it even!

I hope the dishwasher is just as big.

Update: Maybe she meant 15 cubic feet? If so then I’m the one who sounded stupid trying to play a joke on her.

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