Open letter

Dear lady who keeps leaving me voice mails:

I find it fascinating that Target has the perfect cabinet for my bathroom. They sure have a lot of neat and pretty stuff. I enjoy going to Target.

I’m sorry I was unable to meet you for lunch last Sunday, but just like this one, I’m busy catching-up on my week’s worth of TV shows still stored in the DVR.

And finally, I’m sorry I didn’t call you back the other day like you requested. It’s not that I don’t like you, I just don’t know you. I’m sure you are a fascinating woman.

Love,
David

Posted by david at 3:22 pm | Permalink |

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