For the children

This weekend I was killing a few hours at Disney’s Animal Kingdom and I went into one of their several nature trails where you can see different animals, etc. Similar to the zoo.

There was a big water area that was like a giant pool with a side made out of glass so that people could also see under the water. We were all looking at a couple hippos under the water and how they were just hanging out in there for several minutes before coming back up for air. At one time, one of the hippos lifted its butt above water and started spinning its relatively small tail in circles extremely fast. All the children started laughing. It was cute.

Then shit started coming out of its ass. And of course it hit the spinning tail. And it was literally like shit hitting the fan. If you ever wondered what shit hitting a fan would be like, wonder no more. I was a witness. The shit would break down into small pieces and fly everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

The sound in the area went like this:
Hehehehehe! hehehe! heheeewwww!!! EEEEWWW!!!!

Which made me laugh even harder.

Then suddenly a bird comes flying down, dives into the water, grabs a fish with its beak, takes it to a rock and starts whacking it against the rock again and again until its good and dead.

Nothing like some Disney magic to brighten one’s day.

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Alma Mater

Nothing like seeing your alma mater featured on Jay Leno.

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April 24th 2006

TomTom Went

I’d like to thank whoever let himself into my car on Saturday evening and grabbed my TomTom Go.

It is thanks to you that now I get to buy the new model so that I don’t get lost around Orlando. This model even has Bluetooth. HA! Take THAT!

So. Hm. Yeah. Great.

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April 12th 2006

The Internet is for porn (part II)

A while back I posted some spam that I received because I found it amusing how hard the person typing the email had tried.

Here’s another that I received today (warning, this one is more graphic:)

This site is not for the faint of heart.
Here all morals are thrown to the wind and man bravely goes where most valiant not tread.
The catchword here is Juicy and Feral.
What on occurs is not your natural fuck,
instead cock hard screw plays vacant of all holy.
This is something for only the most courageous sex masters and craving junkies.
Stormy, firm and extraordinary; and all in the best image and sound quality available.
No where else will you watch action like this; just here.

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Orlando’s finest

Orlando’s water is, well, tasty (and not in a good way.) It has a flavor. Isn’t it a bad thing when you get to taste water?

Orlando’s water …
… So good you can taste it.
… It makes your taste buds sizzle.
… The water that tastes you back.
… A taste all its own.
… What’s the worst that could happen?

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April 10th 2006

A gift ……. FROM HELL!

Our upstairs neighbor just brought us two huge containers of rice and beans. Don’t think of it as odd, she is Hispanic. Odd would have been two containers of escargot. Unless she was French. Which she isn’t.

So the question is, what is her motivation? Is she trying to welcome us to the complex, two months late? Or is she trying t0 bribe us so that we don’t keep her up with loud movies at night? Or maybe she wants the downstairs apartment because it has a screened-in patio and it’s cooler now that summer is coming, so she is trying to kill us?

Is this a delicious gift from a non-French lady. Or is it a gift from hell?

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April 6th 2006

New word

Apparently I made a new word today while messaging with Josh.

Peopulation as in “big peopulation growth lately for what I’ve been told”.

To which he replied:
There’s a sign on the side of I-4 before Lakeland that says “Future Site - Downtown Orlampa”

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April 4th 2006

Adventurer’s Club blog

I’ve noticed that in the past few days I haven’t posted anything new about the Adventurer’s Club in here, what is becoming an Adventurer’s Club blog.

So why not post their beer song?

Do, with which I buy my beer
Re, the guy I buy beer from
Mi, the guy who drinks the beer
Fa, a long way to the store
So, I think I’ll have a beer
La…La la la la la la
Ti, no thanks I’ll have a beer
and that brings us back to Do!

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Happy feet

There is a movie coming out in Novemberrrr called Happy Feet and I got to see a trailer for it that, for some reason, made me laugh out loud at the theater.

I can’t say that it did the same again this morning, but it’s still good. Check it out. The other trailers are not as good, but they are also posted on the website.

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