For the children

This weekend I was killing a few hours at Disney’s Animal Kingdom and I went into one of their several nature trails where you can see different animals, etc. Similar to the zoo.

There was a big water area that was like a giant pool with a side made out of glass so that people could also see under the water. We were all looking at a couple hippos under the water and how they were just hanging out in there for several minutes before coming back up for air. At one time, one of the hippos lifted its butt above water and started spinning its relatively small tail in circles extremely fast. All the children started laughing. It was cute.

Then shit started coming out of its ass. And of course it hit the spinning tail. And it was literally like shit hitting the fan. If you ever wondered what shit hitting a fan would be like, wonder no more. I was a witness. The shit would break down into small pieces and fly everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

The sound in the area went like this:
Hehehehehe! hehehe! heheeewwww!!! EEEEWWW!!!!

Which made me laugh even harder.

Then suddenly a bird comes flying down, dives into the water, grabs a fish with its beak, takes it to a rock and starts whacking it against the rock again and again until its good and dead.

Nothing like some Disney magic to brighten one’s day.

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