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I had a nightmare last night.

May 29th 2006

Infallible logic

A few of us were at a restaurant last night and there was a guy who looked totally gay. Every part of his look and mannerisms screamed “gay!”

The someone says “I actually don’t think he is gay.” And then added “and see that? he only has one leg.” Then we all noticed he had a prosthetic leg. So we all go “yeah, I guess he is straight.” And that ended the conversation.

A few seconds later I said “wait a second, since when does only having one leg make you straight?” I mean, really.

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