Mission: Death

Mission:Space, or THE DEATH MACHINE!!!!! as I like to call it, almost claimed another victim.

It’s a DEATH MACHINE!!!!! I tell you and no one listens to me!

Actually, they have signs EVERYWHERE, and they have repetitive videos warning you using text and voice. When you enter you MUST make a selection on whether you want to go on the spinning version of the non-spinning version, and they give you a piece of paper with warnings written on it in multiple languages that you carry through the line with you. Then you have to turn the paper in before you board, and then you watch more warnings. Finally they ask you to give them a thumbs up if you are ready to board.

What else can they do to tell people NOT to get on the ride if they are not in good health? Josh thinks that they need to rehab it into a nice restaurant but then he thinks that there would be a bunch of choking deaths. He added that maybe it’s built on an Indian burial ground or that Disney is being punished for domestic partner benefits.

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