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Why do I open my mouth? Why do I have this need to get involved when and where I shouldn’t?

CBS was asking people to record “wake up calls” that will be played to the house guests all night long. So of course I just had to put something together. I wrote a song and it goes something like this (isn’t that how you are supposed to introduce a song?):

(Loud alarm clock bell ring)
Inflatable innertube!
Inflatable innertube!
Get up and play!
Get up and play
With the inflatable innertube…
NOW!
(Children going YAY!!!!)

If you haven’t watched this season of Big Brother, then my song makes no sense.

And after I sent it I thought that I’m going to die of embarrassment if that song makes it on national TV. And the people who know me and watch the show will never let me live it down. So I hope it’s never played. Ever. Ever.

Why did I do that? I don’t know. I just felt I had to do it. This is how I ended up being quoted in a Wired.com article and even a CBS Marketwatch article. What am I thinking?

I should become a Fox News commentator:
“I don’t know, Ann Coulter kind of bores me.”

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