Tourist bingo

Living in Orlando you get to live among tourists every day of the year. Some are nice, some are annoying and you can’t wait for them to go back home. And then it hit us, why not have fun at their expense?

So we created “Tourist Bingo.” It’s a bingo board with 25 spaces that you take with you to the theme parks. Each board has typical tourist sights such as:
- Mullet
- Family wearing the same t-shirt
- Socks and sandals
- NYPD t-shirt
- Kid being forced on ride
- Burnt Brit

But it doesn’t contain extremely usual and easy items such as “kid crying” or “someone stopping in the middle of a path to read a map.”

Although the center square does contain a common sight “Father breakdown.” Every afternoon or early evening, after several hours at the parks with the nagging wife and tired children, and after paying high prices for food and souvenirs, fathers get this look on their face that says it all. They’ve had enough, they are tired of their family’s complaining, they are broke, they are pushing a stroller and they are just about to cry. Disney breaks them down in a matter of hours.

We are currently trying to think of new Tourist Bingo items so if you can think of any, feel free to post them as a comment.

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