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This morning I stopped by a gas station to buy some car candy (ie. overpriced gas.) All the pumps were full so I just picked one and waited behind a lady who was filling up her car.
Everything was progressing as normal until the car porn started. She was holding the gas pump and then suddently she started pulling it in and out slowly. In. Out. In. Pause. Out. Pause. In real quick. Out real quick. Again and again. I was giggling at the scene in front of me. It was obscene.
And what did she do when she felt satisfied? I’m not making this up. She pulled out all the way and got juice all over her car. Just like in any good porn flick.
